So I've been on tumblr for, like, two hours. Plus I'm watching season three of Gossip Girl. So, needless to say, I now have fifteen minutes to quickly come up with something to write about, hopefully using real sentences and actual English.
So today was my third last shift at the pool. I am leaving next week to go back to Ontario for a couple weeks, then moving to Nova Scotia to work at camp for the summer. Anyway, because I'm leaving for the summer I have to quit my job at the pool. This is the third time I've quit for the summer and I've always been rehired, so it's not really a big deal.
OK, funny story. So yesterday, I was teaching this class that's the highest level, so the kids are all a little bit older (eleven to thirteenish). They were asking me if I was going to be their teacher for the next eight weeks as well. Instead of saying something normal, like "No, I'm moving away" I told them that I was leaving because I was joining the Witness Protection Program.
Who even says that? Who even thinks something like that? I can only hope that either none of the kids had any idea what I was talking about. Or, if they did, they knew I was joking and didn't say anything to their parents. I mean, I taught these kids for eight weeks, so they should know by now that pretty much everything I say is a joke. But still.
Days until camp: 31
xo
That is so hilarious.
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